Thursday, October 21, 2010

Kids

Walter likes to wrestle, punch, and otherwise knock everyone down. He is no respecter of persons in this pursuit so we've been catechising him in boy/girl distinction in order to help him differentiate between who he may war with and who must be protected: Joshy - boy, Emmy - girl etc. I gave him a pop quiz the other night at bedtime.

Me: "Is Micaiah a boy or a girl?"

W: "Caiah boy!"

Me: "Is Daddy a boy or a girl?"

W: "Daddy boy!"

Me: "Is Papa a boy or a girl?"

W: "Papa boy!"

Me: "Is Emmy a boy or a girl?"

W: "Emmy MAN! heeheehee :)"
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Addie singing Uncle Jamie's (Jamie Soles)song about Samson:

"I'm Samson the La-za-rite...."

Me: "Addie, it's NAzarite (launch into explanation). I think you're confusing Nazarite and Lazarus."

A (singing again): "I'm Samson the La-za-rus..."

Me: *beats head on wall*
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Elisabeth: "Dadadadadadadadadada. Blahblahblahblahblah."
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There were more. Must remember. Dishes first!

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